legalmexican:

I was wondering where else I have seen those big ass blue eyes

legalmexican:

I was wondering where else I have seen those big ass blue eyes

waynesworld1992:

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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"Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

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harrystylesdildo:

when you in church and the preacher starts talkin about homosexuality being an abomination and you gay AF

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rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S

rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

ask-gallows-callibrator:

eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

yesyes

i was legit about to get upset but as i scrolled i became happier 

magneito:

give me one good reason why boys shouldn’t wear eyeliner and nail polish 

Challenge Ice-cepted! #ALSIceBucketChallenge x

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT