Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they have had sex yet
Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you
people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait