ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
me:*fails a quiz*
drake: i’m just sayin you could do better
me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?