if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!
tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”
my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction