weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

britney2007spears:

me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!

tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*

me:

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steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

pixeflutters:

freddybenson:

montana is not real

if montana isn’t real then where was hannah montana born?? yeah thats what i thought. stop spreading lies freddybenson

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement